How Not To Kiss Your Grandmother. Seriously

We have all had this unexciting time during visits from our nanas. There’s the talk about the embarrassing stuff you used to do as a child ( and that’s the topic of night when your friends are around. eek) and there’s the dreaded kiss.
A kiss is a universally accepted act of showing love. I’m sure every one of you has been kissed in many ways ( and places you wouldn’t want to describe. If you haven’t, LETS MEET UP…unless you’re a dude ( then go find your own kissing booth ). Personally, I am against kissing my nanny. why? because it always gets awkward, she has the worst aim when kissing ( sorry grandma ). I mean how would you feel if your grandmother kissed your earlobe “mistakenly”. yeah thats how i feel every damn time. Every kiss they say is the talk of the soul… umm i want to speak to my grandmother but am I the only one who thinks the soul is crossing a line here?
Here are some examples of kisses and how your grandmas makes all of them feel very weird for you. You’re welcome.

•               At Number Five, we have the forehead kiss. A forehead kiss is a sign of friendship and acceptance. Parent and their kids share this all the time. Now this is okay for me and it’s in my comfort zone but PLEASE grandma, dont miss :,(

Woman Kissing a Man’s Forehead — Image by © Bob Mitchell/Corbis

• Number Four! There’s the eskimo kiss. An Eskimo kiss is an affectionate one, from a parent to their child or a young one ( according to stylesatlife.com ). Young one..Young ONE not an 18 year old!! D: If you get kissed like this, move out now and change your identity…seriously it will never stop

• People, at number three we have the kiss on the cheek…gone wrong. Gone wrong you ask? Let’s do this for a minute. Imagine your granny like mine, has a pretty bad aim when it came to kissing just you ( leaves you wondering if you did something horribly wrong in your previous life ). Now she comes home for thanksgiving and you’re having fun talking, laughing, and then you go get her some water. She goes bless you child and leans in to kiss your cheek. Being a polite grandchild, you give her your cheek and mwuuuah a kiss laced with 80 years passion and vigor lands right…on…your…neck. Need I say more?

• At number two, we have the earlobe kiss.( Remember? ). Now this is one i’ve had a few times and i loved them all BUT ONE. When granny missed :,(. This kiss inspired this article – talk about powerful. I believe this has traumatized me and guess who’s gonna get the therapy bills GRANDMA! Okay i’ll keep it down but one more miss and i’m filing a restraining order -.-

• Now for the worst ( or best depending on what feels weird to you ), at number one is THE FRENCH KISS. Now here’s what I like to call 50shadesofGrams. This is something I would wish on my worst enemy ( watch out Tyler ) because burning him alive on a spit isn’t painful enough compared to this. I have never heard of anyone doing this and I never want to. This can start world war 3. Plain and simple

That being said , we can draw a few points out of this. One, a great thing can be ruined in a heartbeat and hug your grandma instead ( and don’t make it weird. Trust me you can ). She’ll get it
Seems like I hate my granny huh? Well granny knows how much I love her and how much of my soul I would give for her to STOP kissing me.

Um all images used in this are from Google and those other sites, I don’t own them or claim to own them blah blah. Thank you all for reading this!

Source : The Teen And Young Adult Blog